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Again, so much cricket this morning.

The third ODI between England and India snuck up on me this morning, I had honestly forgotten all about it.  England won the toss and elected to field, and India are 92/5 through 28 overs.  It’s not going to be enough, if their bowling on Tuesday was any indication of future results.

Their new stud, Ajinkya Rhanae was caught out for a duck after seeing only three balls, which put India into a very early hole.

Can England completely white wash India this summer?  Win ALL the tests?  Win the t20?  Win ALL the ODIs?  That would be a magnificent achievement.

(I should go looking around for information on when that happened last for England, or any country, but I am feeling lazy this morning).

In other home country news, Ireland defeated Namibia this morning by five wickets in what sounded like a very intriguing fixture.  I have no idea what this means for their standing in the ICC Intercontinental cup, and again: too lazy to find out.

What I am trying to say is: I am phoning this in.  Until Monday then.

Lots and lots of cricket today.

Sri Lanka versus Australia, test match, 1^st day:  The Aussie test renaissance continues at Pallekele as they bowled out Sri Lanka for 174 and then tacked on 60 without loss before stumps.

Australia’s attack was balanced and relentless, but just what is wrong with Sri Lanka?  I realize that their strength lies in the one-dayers, but getting shellacked like this on home soil is an embarrassment, no matter the format.  Sri Lanka and India, the two World Cup finalists not six months ago, are both in dire need of a dissection, cricket wise.

Personally, I am just bummed that I am unable to watch any of this test.

Zimbabwe versus Pakistan, 1^st ODI:  The hosts chose to field and held Pakistan to 247.  Zimbabwe are now 30 overs into their chase and require another 125 to win the first match of the series.  It would be a great win for the minnows.

This match is taking place at the Queens Sports Club in Bulawayo, Zimbabwe.  Here is the ground in 1961:

Ireland versus Namibia, four day match:  The visitors lead on day three by 122 runs with four wickets in hand.  Despite all the rain delays, there is a good chance we might see a result from this game.

A couple standout performances to note:  Andrew White hit an unbeaten century for Ireland in the first innings, pulling his country out of the fire for sure (poor metaphor, considering the rain, but oh well).  And two bowlers have taken five wickets each: George Dockrell for Ireland in the first innings (22-5-71-5) (He also bowled almost twice as many overs as the next closest Irish bowler) and Christi Viljoen for Namibia, also in the first innings (23.5-4-87-5).

From what I can tell, it has been a wonderful few days of cricket at Belfast.

Netherlands versus Kenya, four day:  Two days washed out by rain.  Not a single ball has been bowled.  Who knew it rained so much in Holland?

Okay, I am off to follow some cricket and, well, do some work.  Until tomorrow.

 

Well, that was a fun few days away from the stress and strain of…blogging.

In my time away: quite a lot happened.  But goodness recapping four days worth of cricket and cricket related new is just too much to ask.  The big story?  Sachin has been ruled out of the remainder of the England series.  So there is no doubt now: he will not get his hundredth hundred in England (or…err…Wales).  His next chance will probably be in Australia this winter.

Now, some may argue (cough, cricketwithballs, cough) that the record is the meaningless and silly and stats like this ruin cricket.  And, well, I guess those folks might be right, to a degree.  But at the same time, it would have been really cool for Sachin to get his 100^th 100 on his last tour of England.

And, well, now that I look at the ICC’s Future Tours Programme, it seems India are hosting England and the West Indies this fall before jetting off down under.  Which means he will have a legitimate chance at doing it at home.  Okay, that’s better than doing it in England.

Bottom line: it would be best if it happened at a meaningful point in a meaningful match, no matter what country it is in.

Either way, he is out of the ODIs, and boy is that too bad for India because they are in dire straits right now.

Since my last blog, the match in Durham was washed out but England absolutely hammered India in yesterday’s second ODI at the Rose Bowl.

(Fantastic sunset yesterday at Southampton):

Now, it was a rain shortened match, 23 overs a piece, and India is terribly shorthanded and decimated by injuries, but it was still a fucking hammering.  And the world champions are going to need a full review once this summer in England that started with so much promise is over.  You can no longer just blame the IPL, or injuries, or any one thing:  a full dissection is needed.

The third ODI is at the Oval on Friday, the fourth at Lord’s on Sunday, and the fifth and final is in Cardiff on the 16^th, and then the tour is over.

It’s funny, thinking back to Cardiff: that’s where it all started this summer for England with the first test against Sri Lanka.  Goodness that feels like five million years ago. Truly.

As far as other cricket is concerned: the 2^nd test between Sri Lanka and Australia is tomorrow at Pallekele.  Unfortunately, as with the last test, most of the action will happen as I snooze.

Oh, and the ICC Intercontinental Cup is back!  There are two four day matches happening right now:  The Netherlands v Kenya in Holland and Ireland v Namibia at Belfast.  And:  there is ball by ball coverage on ESPNCricinfo.

With that: until tomorrow.

So where were we?

Oh, that’s right:  September.

England’s summer of cricket has become England’s autumn of cricket, and the first ODI versus India is tomorrow morning, after a yawner of a Twenty20 at Old Trafford.  I was unable to watch much of the match except for a few overs on replay on Willow.tv, but those few overs confirmed all my suspicions: Twenty20 at the international level is a snooze.

I was doubly disappointed during the Two Chucks recap of the match to see how many of crowd, when asked if they preferred test cricket to 20/20, preferred 20/20.  C’mon, people, even if you do, don’t admit it in public.  Yeesh.  That’s like admitting you think Sara Palin would make a fine president, or that those bags of off-brand cereal at the grocery store are just as good as the branded boxed stuff.

Thankfully, there are two tests to follow today.  Well, one, as Sri Lanka v Australia went to stumps before I was even up.  In that match, Sri Lanka need 259 runs in two days with five wickets in hand.  Considering how long their tail is, I don’t see that happening.  But it would be quite the story if it did!

The other match, Zimbabwe versus Pakistan, is at tea on the 2^nd day.  The hosts batted to 412 all out and Pakistan has already lost one of their wickets in their first innings. This would be a famous win for Zimbabwe, and my fingers are crossed that their bowlers can keep Pakistan shackled.

Also, the above match taught me a new cricket phrase:  “carry the bat.”  According to Wikipedia, the term “refers to an opening batsman who is not dismissed (“not out”) when the team innings is closed. The term is usually used only when the innings is closed as a result of all other 10 players being dismissed (“out”), not when an opening batsman remains “in” when the team’s innings is declared closed, or the game ends when the batting team wins, or the match is drawn because time runs out.”

Shockingly, it has only happened 42 times in test cricket, which is a very small number considering there have been 2006 test matches.  The last time it happened was Dravid at the Oval, and that was the first time since December of 2009.

There are some equally as shocking low scores among the batsmen who have carried their bat, loads of sub 100s and not one 300.   For instance, the first batsman to do it was in 1889 in the 32^nd test:  England v South Africa played at Newlands, Cape Town.  Bernard Tancred was the opener and finished South Africa’s first innings not out, but he only scored 26 runs and South Africa in total only scored 47.  Heck he was only at the crease for 91 minutes.

So, yeah, carrying one’s bat is just one of the silly cricket stats that are basically meaningless.

Screw you, “carry the bat”.

Note: It was really lazy of me to copy and paste that, instead of summarizing, synthesizing, and of making the definition my own.  But it’s Friday before a long weekend and the markets are going to tank thanks to the negative job news and, well, sometimes quoting wikis is the best I can do.

As mentioned, it is a long weekend, and I hope to be able to spend some of it watching cricket.  Tomorrow is the 1^st Eng v Ind ODI.  First ball is at 04:15, Minneapolis time.  Not sure if I will be up for that.  We’ll see. Also, on Sunday, one of the semi-finals of the CB-40 is on Willow.tv.  It looks like both semi-finals are at the same time on the same day, so I am not sure which one I will be watching, but the two games are Somerset v Durham at Taunton and Surrey v Sussex at The Oval.

Okay, that’s a full lid.  See you Tuesday, as Monday is a holiday here in the states.

I will leave you with this picture of the first English side to tour South Africa (thanks ESPNCricinfo):

Last night, while I slept, after the rain:  Sri Lanka bowled out Australia for 273 on day one of the 2005^th test match at the Galle International Stadium.

Supposedly, the pitch was kind to both the seamers as well as the spinners.  Lakmal and Herath each took three wickets, while Hussey was the lone stand out for Australia at the crease with 95 off of 177.   (He batted for over four hours. It will be a long time before I stop thinking how insane those long stands are).

Looking at photos over on ESPNCricinfo, it looks like the sun came out and it was a lovely day at the ground.  Well, not necessarily lovely, as while the temperatures were only in the 80s, the dewpoints were in the 80s, as well.   That’s awfully uncomfortable weather.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the globe, it’s England versus India in the only Twenty20 match of the tour.  Yawn.

No Tendulkar, but Dravid will bat and here’s hoping he puts on a final show for the England crowd.  He is all class, and it is sad to think that this will be one of his last matches on English soil.  Hopefully, it is less of a swan song and more of a coronation, though he has already proven himself to be worthy of continued selection with his performance in the tests.

And a big day for Broad.  Can he perform as well as Captain as he did in the tests?

Of course, no one will be paying attention today, as it is Transfer Deadline Day (dum dum dum) in England.  And thanks to Sky Sports, that is all anyone will be talking about over on Twitter today.   Oh well, I follow the right people, they will take care of me.

(As a yank, Transfer Deadline Day (dum dum dum) feels more like the NFL Draft than Major League Baseball’s trade deadline (July 31^st).   One would think it would be the opposite, but the NFL Draft is just as meaningless, just as overhyped, and just as preseason-y (which isn’t a word) while MLB’s trade deadline is on the precipice of the pennant race and the trades that do happen are rarely meaningless for the teams involved).

Anyway, it’s nice to have cricket back, not that it ever left.  I think it is one of those sports, unlike football, that one really needs a short break from, every six weeks or so.  Well, break’s over, boys.

Until tomorrow.

Today is Tuesday, which normally means no blog at all, so…

Wait a minute…

I seriously have no idea why I start every post like that – with an explanation about why there was no post last week or why this post will be short.  How about, instead, I just write a damn post?  How’s that for novel?

The title of yesterday’s post was a match taking place at the Wormsley Cricket Ground in Buckinghamshire.  I didn’t think much of the ground at the time.  I just like poking subtle fun at the Unicorns, and the name Wormsley reminded me of a character from the Lord of the Rings.  Lord of the Rings, Unicorns…perfect.

But then I did some googling, and wow – what an interesting ground.

The ground is also known as Sir Paul Getty’s Ground, and is located inside the late philanthropist’s sprawling park, Wormsley.

The story goes, according to Wikipedia and Cricinfo, that after Mick Jagger introduced Sir Paul to cricket, he had a replica of the Oval built on his Wormsley estate, opening in 1992.  The Queen, the Prime Minister, Michael Caine, and Brian Johnston, among others, attended the opening.

At the opening ceremony, the 60 year old Getty remarked that it was the “happiest summer since his boyhood.”

The ground still regularly hosts first class domestic cricket as well as touring international sides, despite Getty’s death in 2003.   The matches are commercial and gimmick free, and are true village cricket games.

Thanks to ESPNCricinfo for the following images:

Until tomorrow.

I really needed to post something today.  I have done nothing but slack, slack, slack since leaving for Wisconsin like two weeks ago.

It’s not even blog related…I haven’t been eating right, I haven’t been working out.  But school starts tonight and I have switched back to tea and I am looking forward to dipping myself back into autumnal routine.  This starts now:

Last night I watched a chunk of the Friends Life t20 final.  On Twitter I said t20 was to test cricket what slow pitch softball was to major league baseball.  But now I think that is actually not quite correct.  I think it is closer to cricket’s version of MLB’s home run derby.

If you are unfamiliar with the home run derby, then consider yourself lucky.  But suffice it to say it is probably the most boring, most interminable, most annoying event in sports.  Full stop.

And to top it off, it is hosted by ESPN Chris Berman, who shouts “back, back, back, back” every time a player puts another meatball into the seats.

I guess with Twenty-20, at least the bowlers are trying to get the hitters out, but the endless flood of boundaries just reminds me too much of the home run derby.  As does the music and the weird little dances the crowd does with each knock.
So I think I might be a little bit done with Twenty-20 cricket.  For now anyway.

The perfect antidote?

Test cricket, of course.  And as I mentioned last week (I use that phrase way too often on this blog) there are two test matches this week.  The Sri Lanka v Australia test will be taking place at the Galle International Stadium, which was built in 1876 but did not become a cricket ground until 1927.  It is widely considered to be one of the most picturesque grounds in the world (this according to Wikipedia anyway), but I was unable to find any great pictures, except for ones that show it wrecked by the 2010 Boxing Day Tsunami:

The last test it hosted was in July of last year, Sri Lanka v India.  Sri Lanka won by 10 wickets.  Malinga took nine wickets in one of his last test performances.  And looking over the scoreboard, I think the cracks in India’s armor were already starting to show.

Okay, until tomorrow.

It wouldn’t be a match in Ireland without a rain delay, right?  At least, that is what I think is happening this morning in Dublin, as England are being limited to 42 overs and I can only assume that this is a full fledged ODI.

And they have already batted for 37.4 of them, and Ireland have put them on the back foot, for sure.  Taking six wickets and limiting them to 166 with only 24 balls remaining.  Trott’s unbeaten 67 and Captain Morgan’s (hahahahaha) 59 off of 65 the only highlights from the England side.

Meanwhile, I am pretty sure the entire Ireland squad has bowled at least an over.  Well, not the entire squad, but seven of them have.  Is this a cricket secret?  Throw as many different attacks as possible at a team?  It probably only works for lower class teams like Ireland.

So: where do they play cricket in Dublin?

At the Clontarf Cricket Club, Castle Avenue, Dublin:

(This is usually where I post a breathtaking view of the ground, but I honestly could not find one.  It seems it is really nothing but a field…no stands, no terraces…Google Streetview didn’t even provide anything.  Heck, I couldn’t even find a decent picture of Clontarf Castle that supposedly casts its shadow over the ground.)

Oh, down goes Trott, and here comes the tail.

Anyway, the ground was built in 1958 and is the home of both Clontarf Cricket Club as well as the Clontarf Rugby Club. It is one of two established ODI grounds in Ireland.  That’s about all the information I have.

My take out of this?  If Ireland want to be taken seriously: build a proper cricket ground.

Oh wait, you’re broke?  So what!  This is sports, damn it!  The state of Minnesota is so broke we shut the government down for three weeks, yet there is still talk of a publically funded NFL stadium!

Actually, no, don’t do that.

And Woakes has 13 off of ten deliveries.  England only have seven balls left, but if they can get over 200, they could end their innings on the ascension.

Now, I was going to end today’s blog with some notes on “The Troubles” (I just read a book), but I will save that for another day.

Until tomorrow.

Falling out of a daily blog habit is easy, picking it back up is extraordinarily difficult.  It’s like when you stop going to the gym, or maybe the opposite of when you want to stop smoking cigarettes.

But as short as today’s post might very well be, at least it is a post.  A step in the right direction.

While I was away in lovely Ashland, Wisconsin, England white-washed India and were crowned the world’s number one test team.  It really is a remarkable achievement, and a remarkable squad.  With a couple notable exceptions, nationality aside, these are the some of the best cricketers of the current generation.

Now, many pundits will argue: England are not the world beaters the media is making them out as.  They limped their way through the Sri Lanka series, they say, and India, due to injuries, exhaustion, and apathy, are just simply a very poor test cricket team at the moment.  They say that England will lose the number one ranking within the next 12 months anyway.

And I might have agreed with all of that, if England had not dismantled India in the manner in which they did; had not dismantled Australia eight months ago in the manner in which they did.  They didn’t scrap out two wins and two draws, they went 4-0 and won two of the matches by entire innings.  They retained the ashes IN Australia.

This is a very, very good cricket team.  One of the best in the last 25 years.

So what’s next for England?  Pakistan in the United Arab Emirates it seems, in January of 2012.  India?  Australia.  Four tests starting in December.  It would be an understatement to say I am looking forward to the latter.  Unfortunately, I will not be able to watch the former (shakes fist at willow.tv).

Before that, however, we have the simple matter of five England-India ODIs to handle, not to mention a t20 match.

Meanwhile, speaking of Australia, their first test (of three) in Sri Lanka starts on 08/31.   And the only test between Zimbabwe and Pakistan starts the following day.  Plus India has a tour match against Sussex at Hove starting this weekend.  Oh, and there is County Cricket, including the semi-finals and the final of the Friends Life t20 which is THIS WEEKEND.

Too.  Much.  Cricket.

Until tomorrow.

Starting tomorrow, and lasting through Sunday, I will be on hiatus.  No new posts until Monday, the 22^nd.  This is not a sabbatical or a period of rest, I am just heading out of town for a friend’s wedding.  (I just didn’t want my reader to think that I felt that this blog was so exhausting that I needed a break).

The bummer is that I will miss the majority of the final England-India test.  Dead rubber though it might be, it is still unfortunate. Of the four tests this summer, I have been out of town for the bulk of two of them.

Which brings me to what I want to write about today.

Yesterday, due to normal Tuesday work BS, plus Willow.tv’s rights restrictions, I missed two absolutely cracking ODIs:  Zimbabwe v Bangladesh at Harare and Sri Lanka v Australia at Hambantota.

(Side note: Hambantota, a beauty):

I barely was even able to follow Cricinfo’s ball by ball, much less enjoy television coverage on Willow.

In the good old days, before LimitedOvers.com, I was completely satisfied to follow the random match here, the random match there.  I would follow just on Cricinfo, occasionally watching the (legal, legitimate) highlights online. (I don’t like illegal streams, it’s not because I am a super ethical dude or anything, I just worry about security.)

But now in the ALO (after Limited Overs) period, I am frustrated when I miss a match, any match.  It is overwhelming.  I used to love how much cricket there is, now it just makes my “job” more difficult.

Going forward, I think as this blog funnels down into a more specific focus, the above won’t be too much of a problem, but I do need to learn that I cannot watch all of the cricket.  There is simply just too much.

That said:  I will be checking in via my phone on the test match all weekend.  Plus:  the County Championship is back!  I think this is my favorite cricket tournament, domestic or otherwise.  It is too bad Willow only has CB40 and FLt20 matches, and crap Cricinfo doesn’t even do a ball by ball…if only I was at home I could listen to the BBC’s radio coverage…and there I go again…

That’s enough, back to work, until Monday.